Instrument: French Whorn
Real Name: Farty McCrablegs
Occupation: Hair Stylist Phone Number: 911
Hobbies: Making Newspaper Scrap Books
Words of Encouragement: "Kill Yourself While There's Still Time"
Nick is graduate of the New York Fashion University. Before joining the band Nick worked at Gucci designing womens shoes, but after several unpopular shoes
he was sent out on the street in search of a job. Unable to afford his $4500 a month apartment, Nick had to relocate to the north east kingdom where he opened an Elizibeths Large
Size Fashion store; which went bankrupt. After all these dissapointments Nick turned to crack and herion to ease the pain of his unsucessfulness in the fashion industry. One day after Ian had finished teaching sunday school at the local catholic church he stumbled upon nick laying naked on prospect street. Ian tried to run away but since nick had no money and was craving crack and heroin, he followed ian home and he wouldn't leave him alone until he let him in. Ian let him in and fed Nick becaues he had not eaten in three weeks and only weight 63 pounds. Ian first tried to convert him into a catholic, but Nick in the end converted Ian to Satanism by mistake when he was high on crack. Nick eventually spent 12 years in rehab for all his drug addictions(Well acctually not but one band member always has to go to rehab). When Nick came out of rehab things were different Ian had met these two strange kids, J.P. and Reona, at Allen Lumber buying wood to make a treefort. After they met they starting getting to gether to show each other there beenie baby collections, and having tupperware partys. Some how they sole enough instuments to start and band, and when nick returned they tied him up and refused to feed him until he learned how to play guitar. Nicks storng back ground in the fashion industry had allowed him to direct the band as to what cloths to ware and what hair styles to have. None of us even leave the house with out consulting Nick first to see if we are color coordinated correctly. Thats why nick is in Foreign Policy.
