Hello my name is monkey. I am a Monkey I can do many things, i am a techno DJ and i also programed this web page. Most people ask me how i got so smart but the answer is i am really only half monkey and half human, my dad who is one sick dude had sex with my mom who is a monkey. I am so happy to be in vermont where half human half monkey racism isn't as prevalent.
Here is a picture of me eating my favorite food ramen noodles still in the package.
Being half monkey i need to shave a lot.
I like to party a lot but sometimes i just get to drunk
